ShareThisSome thoughts are best left unsaid. This one, for instance:
COVER LETTER: "I am tired of meeting with managers who have no business interviewing me because I am far more qualified than they are."
A job search requires many things: motivation, perseverance, patience. Don't forget to add a positive attitude to that list.
Far too often, I come across resumes and cover letters that read more like notes you'd find in a complaint box. A chip on your shoulder will not help you get your foot in the door. In fact, it will leave hiring managers wondering why you wasted your time and theirs.
COVER LETTER: "If you don't appreciate raw honesty in this world of lies, then please hire someone else."
If you insist.
COVER LETTER: "I know what is going on in your head. Your mind is shut from listening."
Is this meant to win us over?
COVER LETTER: "Is your company full of stuffy and pretentious people? If so, it's not for me."
Even a non-stuffy hiring manager won't appreciate this obnoxious cover letter.
COVER LETTER: "I am not a corporate suit!"
And not a fan of dress codes.
Keep in mind that employers seek new hires with a strong sense of integrity and professionalism. We hope this next job seeker's offer was a bad joke:
COVER LETTER: "Treat me well, and I'll do just about anything. You want me to sneak into your enemy's office and smear mayonnaise on his day planner?"
Thanks, but no thanks.
Finally, keep your cover letter concise. Three or so paragraphs are usually sufficient.
Of course, there is such a thing as being too brief. Here's one candidate's entire cover letter:
COVER LETTER: "I can type, write and think."
Next time, try just a little more of each.
(Max Messmer is CEO of Robert Half International, a specialized staffing firm. Send examples to Resumania, c/o Robert Half International, 2884 Sand Hill Road, Suite 200, Menlo Park, Calif. 94025. Or, visit www.resumania.com.)
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